My first time with contacts:
Doctor: Do you know how to use them?
Doctor: Do you know how to use them?
Me: No. That's why I asked you how I should put it on, exactly.
DR: Oh... in that case, let me just take the lens and...
Me: Don't poke my eye! I'll... poke my eye.
Dr: Uh... okay.
Me: -after how many attempts.- There! I got them in... My eyes hurt. Stupid poking.
Dr: Wow... is this your third time actually wearing contacts?
Me: No. My first.
Dr: Did you know people with contact lens?
Me: Yup. My uncle, my classmates...
Dr: Do you watch them?
Me: No.
Dr: How'd you know how to put it on?
Me: I dunno, I just reckoned I had to poke my eye with it and look! Now I got contacts. o.o
Oh yeah, that happened again... on my 2nd attempt... with a different doctor. o.o
Another random thing that makes me laugh inside.
Reading old emails is almost like reading palancas.
There's a concert/party happening somewhere near my house. I think it's in the village behind it. They had concerts with awesome guitar solos but horrible vocalists. Right now as I'm typing, I think they're partying. They're playing Low.
Another random thing that makes me laugh inside.
Riku Lee: Uh... chiruko? Riku Lee here.
Chiruko (Some dumbass...): Oh hey!
Riku Lee: Right... o.o
Chiruko: Say, where do you come from?
Riku: New jersey. >.>
Chiruko: What state is THAT in?
Riku: New Jersey... o.o
Chiruko: OMG! I'm SO stupid!
Riku: ... (Hell yeah. I'm not from here and I know that NJ is a state. >.>)
Reading old emails is almost like reading palancas.
There's a concert/party happening somewhere near my house. I think it's in the village behind it. They had concerts with awesome guitar solos but horrible vocalists. Right now as I'm typing, I think they're partying. They're playing Low.
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