Great.

Mum: when i get home i'll hv the internet removed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wtf.

Sorry, but I don't like talking to mum on the internet. She keeps asking for dad and we say he's not here and then she gets mad at us.
She tells us to call him and we do and he hangs up on us.
Then she gets mad at us again.
She tells us to call and call and call again.
Dad just says he's coming and hangs up.
Mum asks where he's coming from.
We say we don't know.
She gets mad.

YEAH SIGE TAKE OUT THE INTERNET.

Why am I so emotional?!

You know, YM is not reliable for voice chat, okay?
And it could be fucking up and she'll be blaming us.