I'm so making a spoof of this with Magikus.

Our world is in peril...
Gaia, the spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the peril and destruction plaguing our planet. She sent 5 magic rings to 5 special young people.

KWAWE, from Africa, with the power of EARTH.
From North America, Wheeler, with the power of FIRE.
From the Soviet Union, LINKA, with the power of WIND!
From Asia, GI, with the power of water.
And from South America, MA-TI, with the power of heart. *farting noises of heart ring being used*

When the 5 powers combine, they summon the Earth's greatest champion: Captain Planet!

Planeteers, all lame-like: "GO PLANET!"

Captain Planet: The power is yours!