Dementor shit.

I have a new term: DEMENTOR SHIT.

Let me explain first...

So my friend Krista has been telling us to try this new tea shop thing, because she's in love with it. And she makes us fall in love with it too by letting us eat her egg pudding.

Now look, I understand your confusion. How can she make us love the tea shop with EGG PUDDING? I mean, look at it. It doesn't look appetizing or YUMMY in any way possible. EGG.PUDDING. It actually sounds disgusting.

BUT, I assure you that it isn't. Really, if you were to come here I would make you try it. Why? It's because it seriously tastes like HEAVEN. Or if you don't like that description, it tastes like HAPPINESS. Like you take a spoonful of it and you'll end up SMILING.

This has happened to me countless times, okay?

So yes, egg pudding = happiness.

So since "egg pudding" (by that, I mean the words) do not look yummy or appetizing, I decided to name it... DEMENTOR SHIT.

Think about it. What do dementors eat? Happiness. Like seriously, they suck it out of people. They should probably crap or shit happiness out, right? Don't believe me? HAVE A CUP OF EGG PUDDING.

YOU WILL UNDERSTAND ME.

So now egg pudding = Dementor's shit.

Have a nice Dementor shit filled day. :D