Peter Pan's got style.

I noticed that Peter Pan has this technique of avoiding people who give off scary stalker-ish vibes. He is so lucky that he looks the way he does (so they're distracted/mesmerized/starstruck at the sight of him) and that he's Peter Pan.

How does he do it? Picture this:

Fan:
OMG PETER PAN!

Peter Pan:
:D? *but totally senses the stalker-y vibes*

Fan:
"CAN YOU SAY HI TO _______?!"

Peter Pan:
(if applicable) "Hi to _____!" :D

Or

"Hi to ____ -- Wait, what's that?"

Fan:
*giggles and explains, the whole time still starstruck*

Peter Pan:
"Oh. I see. Hey, where is this person? I'm a good tracker. I can find this person for you!"

Fan:
*explains what the person's like*

Peter Pan:
"Okay, got it. I'll go search for that person now!" *WALKS AWAY*

Fan:
*watches Peter Pan walk away* [Happy/starstruck/happy/mesmerized/amazed/happy]




Gosh, I wish I could do that sometimes. I mean look, these people don't really notice because they're just that happy.