Today's my grandma's birthday!

Last year, we gave her a chocolate cake which read as follows:

"Happy birthday Grandma!

Love, Paul, Naomi, Disney and the puppies, and Ate Leeann."

I am so sure they just put my name as an afterthought. :| Dude, my name should be FIRST okay? But no, I'm AFTER the stupid dog AND the puppies pa. :|

Today, however, my parents come home and they're fixing the groceries in the kitchen. I see KFC plastic hanging around, so I look for the chicken. I mean, they obviously brought home chicken, right?

I couldn't find any on the table, so I went to the kitchen for a drink instead. I find my dad cutting up the chicken in the dog bowl -- and the chicken was already touching the dog food in the bowl.

Yeah, okay, so I didn't have chicken for dinner today.