Very Short Stories.

Lea Llanto showed me these 6 word stories. They're really galing. I'll just show the ones I'm aliw with...

Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
- Alan Moore

It’s behind you! Hurry before it
- Rockne S. O’Bannon

Tick tock tick tock tick tick.
- Neal Stephenson

Easy. Just touch the match to
- Ursula K. Le Guin

whorl. Help! I'm caught in a time
- Darren Aronofsky and Ari Handel

Thought I was right. I wasn't.
- Graeme Gibson

Deadline postponed. Five words enough...?
- David Brin

Will this do (lazy writer asked)?
- Ken MacLeod

Cryonics: Disney thawed. Mickey gnawed. Omigawd.
- Eileen Gunn

The Axis in WWII: haiku! Gesundheit.
- Howard Waldrop

Finally, he had no more words.
- Gregory Maguire

There were only six words left.
- Gregory Maguire

Steve ignores editor's word limit and
- Steven Meretzky

Dorothy: "Fuck it, I'll stay here."
- Steven Meretzky

Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket.
- William Shatner

Don’t marry her. Buy a house.
- Stephen R. Donaldson

See that shadow? (It's not yours.)
- Jim Crace

Bob's last message: Bermuda Triangle, Baloney.
- Elmore Leonard

"Apple?" "No." "Taste!" "ADAM?" Oh God.
- David Lodge

Megan's baby: John's surname, Jim's eyes.
- Simon Armitage

Stop me before I kill again.
- Hari Kunzru

The others that follow aren't mine... I just got them from a site. They didn't leave real names, so...

My story fits in six words.

Daddy? I don't gotta pee anymore.

OMG, WTF? ROFL, TMI! LOL, TTYL.

Someone set us up the bomb.

You reading this? You're too late.

Funny taste. What'd you put in--

Cheap computer: comes with free virus.

This is a very short story.

Born by accident, died on purpose.

END.

I really like the style and the ideas that come with it... Maybe I'll put it in a scene...

My attempts at 6 word stories:

VAGUE. Read between the lines. VAGUE.

A story with six words?! What?!

This sentence has six words. Not.

"She's really pretty..." "Sorry, she's mine."

"What's a cyclone?" "Go ask Dorothy."

"What's with these stories?" "I dunno."

I should be studying. Oh snap.