So I was talking about the oblation run...

Me: Mama! Someone uploaded pictures of the oblation run! Wanna see?
Mum: No, I've seen a lot of those in my time na.
Me: I heard that this year, it's a bunch of fat naked men walking around...
Mum: So what else is new? I've had a LOT of experience see that, trust me.
Me: ...

Me: EW MAMA NOOOOOOO

D:

[My dad is fat.]