These moms are Asians with kids who are pretty Americanized and I guess the moms are not quite used to English just yet. If I think about it too much, I kind of get depressed because it must take a lot of sacrifice (financially or like, pride-wise) to raise kids in an American environment and to find themselves trying to catch up with them awkwardly.
But otherwise, these moments are cute. :D
These are copy pasted from My Mom is a Fob.
Ma: I do not want to colonoscopy. That’s OK. The nurse said I will be seduced.
Me: You mean, SEDATED?!
Ma: Oh. Yeah.
Mom: I don’t feel like going to work today. I want to play hooker.
Me: You mean, HOOKEY?!
Me: I don’t think I’m gonna do too well on my exams.
Mom (jokingly): You will do good on exams. Because if you don’t do good on exams, I will fuck you! Do you want to get fucked?!
Driving on the freeway a truck cuts me off horribly:
Me: What the fuck, asshole.
Mom: Jin, forgive him. He’s carrying delicious salmon. People who deliver delicious food are never bad people.
AND THIS IS MY FAVOURITE.
Mom: how do i make happy face?
Me: I think on your phone you press 1 over and over again to get each symbol
Mom: 11111111111111111111111111111
SERIOUSLY, I WAS LAUGHING OUT LOUD FOR 3 MINUTES WHILE ANOTHER DJ WAS HAVING A SHOW. HE STARED AT ME LIKE I WAS CRAZY.
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