Today was pretty good.

I went to school to watch The Last Samurai.

Then I had a sabaw show.

Then I had Speecom and I was the last speaker for the Impromptu speech. Oh gosh, I hate how I get so nervous. Like, I'm mentally preparing myself and stuff and I'm all calm. But when I'm holding the paper with my topic and stuff, it's like sheesh. My heart's pounding like mad and I'm shaking. But in my mental preparations, I'm as chill as I'm giving a group presentation or something!

Anyway, I was supposed to talk about what my worst feature was and what I like about it. :| Labo. I went outside to "concentrate" and I even asked a stranger what my worst feature is. I think I scared her. :))

I somehow related this topic with Twilight. :))

Here was what I was planning to say:

So who here like Twilight? Okay, that wasn't a safe question. Who here KNOWS Twilight? All right, quite a few. But my topic isn't really about Twilight, but watch, I'll find a way to connect them both. So my question is "What is your worst feature and what do you like about it?"

In Twilight, the three main characters are Edward, Bella, and Jacob. Edward's a sparkly vampire, Bella's plain and boring, and Jacob's a werewolf.

So think about Jacob. He's all, "I'm-so-hot-I'll-take-off-my-shirt-in-almost-every-scene-because-it's-in-my-contract!" but his nose is like bleh. Girls can kind of relate to that. Once a month, we become "werewolves" and everything suddenly becomes horrible. I could be all, "Omg my nose looks like I broke it!" because I'm in my "werewolf phase". Like ever had those moments when you thought, "Omg I'm so pretty! I'm gonna take pictures!" and then you pose and you're all, "MYSPACE!" and you're thinking that you're gonna look pretty? Then the picture comes out and for some reason, you look so horrible! In my case, the bridge of my nose disappears and it also looks like I broke my nose.

Another bad feature about me is that I'm too skinny. How is that a bad thing? Let's pretend we're supposed to go have a fieldtrip to... the 14th floor for some reason! Why the 14th floor? I don't know. But imagine the class going, "Okay everyone! Time to go! Where's Leeann?" and then I'd step out from behind the door and go, "I'm here. :|". It's not cool being too skinny. You could hide behind a pole or a pillar and NO ONE WILL SEE YOU.

Another bad feature about me is that I'm too talkative I guess. I mean, I just scared a random girl and her boyfriend awhile ago.

Conclusion? My bad features are that my nose looks weird, I'm too skinny, when I eat too much I can't see my toes, and I talk to much, ldnalskjdnflkdjnglkdjnalknlaknsf (at this point my mind could no longer keep up with my mouth and I pretty much just said gibberish stuff), WHAT WAS THAT.

End. :D

Yeah, I was so happy it was over. My head felt funny though, since my heart was beating so hard and I couldn't stop shaking. But I made a lot of my classmates laugh and some of them gave me a 100. I was so touched. My teacher even told me I could be a comedian because I was that funny!

"Nichole, you're so funny. You could be a comedian."(Teacher is smiling btw)

"Aww thanks. I actually wanted to be one when I was little."

"What's your course?"

"Japanese studies."

Teacher's smile falters and fades. "Oh."