Most useless exam ever, and it's one of my last.

[This blog entry is for the benefit of laughing about it... I'm going to laugh about it after writing.]

PUTANGINA, 6 page essay about FREE PERIOD?!
Okay, we were just like "ABOUT WHAT?!" since we only had about ONE HANDOUT and ONE bloody quiz.

AND EXCUSE ME, I WROTE MY REFLECTION PAPERS.
ONE WAS THREE PAGES PA. [...Because I wrote about the tourguide. =))]
EVERYONE ELSE WROTE ONE PAGE. D:<

People were laughing pa.

Classroom A: 4 people.
Classroom B: 9 people.
Classroom C: 3 people.

DO YOU KNOW HOW SAD IT IS THAT 16 out of 90 students are taking a bloody useless exam that's practically about FREE PERIOD?!

Imagine being in a classroom with 2 other students!
Psh.

And even Gng was laughing about it. And she was like, "I'll put you all in one classroom nga."
We were joking about how we were 16, thus we'd be asked to make a business plan on the spot and have a business venture on our own.

Ana Del was saying we could just write our names and pass it blank and still pass the subject. :|
So the others were like,
"Paunahan guys, a!"
"Oy, let's get ready to answer our diagnostic test!"

When we were going to Classroom A to take the exam, others were running back for calculators.
Me: Srsly? What the frick for?!

Pero when they were handed the exam...

"WTF IS THIS?! 6 PAGES?! ANO TO?!"

Okay, first exam was the type na...

A = First statement is True, Second Statement is False.
B = Second Statement is False, First Statement is True.
C = Both statements are True.
D = Both statements are False.

Me: ANO TO?! WHATEVER. *answers*

Then the next exam was a WHOLE PAGE with some sort of CHART na ewan. "Make a business plan. Product: flip flops." I was like WTF IS THIS? I WASN'T IN CHARGE OF THIS IN MY GROUP. I JUST SOLD SHIT.

[Bea Naidas: :)) The people that were taught how to make business plans were exempted. :))]

Tapos there was like: Line of product ->
->

Me: WHY ARE THERE TWO BOXES?! [Pretend they're boxes. I can't make charts in my blog, dammit.] WHATEVER, FUCK THIS SHIT.

Line of product -> Havaianas.
-> Billabong.

And then below that was...

Plans ->
->

Me: ...WHY TWO BOXES PA RIN?! ANO BA?!

Plans -> Get models to wear it.
-> Sell it where it's popular.

And then after that, she gives a whole page concerning the sales of KC's Diner for a month... and how they sold longganisa, tocino, and something and something. :| Basta Filipino food, and I'm not good with those.

And then expenses... and ingredients...

So I made all my calculations on the same page, right?
Then I turn the page and I see this big half-page box and I'm like, wtf is this free space for?

Then I see stuff like "Gross Profit" and "Expenses" "Ingredients" and I'm like, Ohhh shit I'm supposed to transfer all my calculations here. :|"

And sure enough, at the top of the page, it was like, "Calculations." :|:|:|

I hate that exam.

So I made transferred the calculations [Bahala siya sa lahat ng arrows arrows ko diyan.] and then I answered and boxed the results... and then at the NEXT page...

"Results".

Me: PUTANGINA. D:<

So I had to transfer AGAIN.

And then there were two epal essays pa.

"What is the importance of the selling site? Cite two situations and explain."
"You're in charge of a company that sells furniture to foreigners. But there's a 30% loss in profits. How will you address this problem?"

Me: :|:|:|

By the way, when I'm really apathetic... it affects the way I write.

"What is the importance of the selling site? Cite two situations and explain."
What's the point of selling in an area where there's no people? No customers.
Sell in an area where people frequent. You'll get more chances of getting customers.
Simple as that.

"You're in charge of a company that sells furniture to foreigners. But there's a 30% loss in profits. How will you address this problem?"

Uh... sell to people locally?
Advertise.
Give a period where products are sold at a certain discount.
Advertise some more.
Let the customers talk. Listen to their wants and try to satisfy them.

And then I submitted it.

I was so mad at the world.

Until I took a 5 hour nap, and I felt soooo much better.